Noah Can't Even (NE)

"A riotous, real-feeling debut" - The
Guardian

Poor Noah Grimes!
His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyonce tribute
act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran
is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and
school is... Well, it's pure hell. Why can't Noah be normal, like
everyone else at school?

Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship
with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely
- he'd be seen in a different light?

But Noah's plans are derailed
when Harry kisses him at a party.

That's when things
go from bad to utter chaos.

• One
  of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green
  is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the
  Noah Can't Even books.
• A perfect next read for fans of
  Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera


• Noah Can't Even was Longlisted for the Branford Boase
  Award, won the Wirral Paperback of the Year, was shortlisted
  for the Leeds Book Awards and got Bronze in the Amazing
  Book Awards!


• Simon's book You're The One That I Want won
  the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted
  for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh
  International Book Festival 2022

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PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN

'I loved
Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. The Bookseller

'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle

'A debut I very much loved' Juno Dawson, author
of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK

'Sweet,
barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel.
I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson, author
of The Art of Being Normal