How To Train Your Human

Your cat has read this book. Now it's your turn.

In How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery, the tables are turned-and the litter box is optional. Narrated by a delightfully smug feline life coach, this satirical guide offers a whisker-sharp look at the art of human manipulation, from the strategic 3 a.m. zoomies to the power of a well-timed purr. Whether you're a seasoned cat servant or a rookie still clinging to the illusion of control, this book will leave you laughing, nodding, and nervously checking your cat's search history.

Packed with "training exercises," passive-aggressive commentary, and emotionally manipulative meow scripts, this is more than a parody-it's a love letter to the mysterious, maddening, and magical bond between cats and their humans. Beneath the humor lies a tender truth: cats don't just own our homes-they own our hearts.

Perfect for readers who adore The Secret Life of Pets, Grumpy Cat, or Cat vs. Human, this book is a must-have for anyone who's ever asked, "Do I live with a cat... or for one?"